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What if Satan won?
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RE: What if Satan won?
August 24, 2015 at 6:02 am (This post was last modified: August 24, 2015 at 6:05 am by robvalue.)
He did win. He made the ultimate sacrifice, he destroyed himself and the evil god Yahweh in a celestial implosion. He freed us from tyranny, but he was sad to know we would then be without his guidance and care.

We must just be grateful that Yahweh is gone. I think this story got lost in translation, and it warped into a pretend sacrifice of Yahweh's hangnail in the form of a carpenter. Even in these tales where people try to paint Satan as the evil one, he still comes off as the moral hero.

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What if Satan won?

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What if Satan won? - by ForsakenHeretic - August 23, 2015 at 5:28 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Longhorn - August 23, 2015 at 5:31 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 23, 2015 at 5:42 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by ForsakenHeretic - August 23, 2015 at 5:48 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 23, 2015 at 9:30 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by ForsakenHeretic - August 23, 2015 at 9:44 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 23, 2015 at 10:39 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by ForsakenHeretic - August 23, 2015 at 11:05 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 3:18 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 24, 2015 at 4:16 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 4:54 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Iroscato - August 24, 2015 at 6:07 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 3:26 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Iroscato - August 24, 2015 at 3:55 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 4:11 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Iroscato - August 24, 2015 at 4:14 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 4:50 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Thumpalumpacus - August 24, 2015 at 5:02 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Nay_Sayer - August 24, 2015 at 6:13 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 9:20 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Nay_Sayer - August 24, 2015 at 9:45 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 24, 2015 at 10:00 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Nay_Sayer - August 24, 2015 at 11:43 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 25, 2015 at 9:59 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Iroscato - August 25, 2015 at 10:03 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Nay_Sayer - August 25, 2015 at 8:58 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 23, 2015 at 6:04 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by ForsakenHeretic - August 23, 2015 at 6:51 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Spooky - August 23, 2015 at 6:51 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by The Valkyrie - August 23, 2015 at 9:32 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Little lunch - August 23, 2015 at 11:28 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Longhorn - August 24, 2015 at 4:39 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 24, 2015 at 4:41 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Aoi Magi - August 24, 2015 at 5:16 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by robvalue - August 24, 2015 at 6:02 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Napoléon - August 24, 2015 at 7:33 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by MTL - August 24, 2015 at 7:40 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by robvalue - August 24, 2015 at 9:29 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Drich - August 24, 2015 at 9:36 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 24, 2015 at 10:29 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Brian37 - August 24, 2015 at 12:16 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Iroscato - August 24, 2015 at 12:31 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Gawdzilla - August 24, 2015 at 1:23 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by orogenicman - August 24, 2015 at 7:37 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 24, 2015 at 9:36 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by The Valkyrie - August 24, 2015 at 10:03 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Godschild - August 25, 2015 at 10:01 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 24, 2015 at 10:05 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Crossless1 - August 25, 2015 at 10:03 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by loganonekenobi - August 25, 2015 at 10:19 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Divinity - August 25, 2015 at 12:56 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by dyresand - August 25, 2015 at 12:59 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 25, 2015 at 1:29 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by dyresand - August 25, 2015 at 1:34 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Divinity - August 25, 2015 at 2:56 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by dyresand - August 25, 2015 at 3:15 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 25, 2015 at 1:50 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by dyresand - August 25, 2015 at 2:20 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 30, 2015 at 2:37 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 25, 2015 at 9:04 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Nay_Sayer - August 26, 2015 at 7:46 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by ErGingerbreadMandude - August 30, 2015 at 2:43 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 30, 2015 at 3:49 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by robvalue - August 30, 2015 at 9:47 am
RE: What if Satan won? - by Wyrd of Gawd - August 30, 2015 at 1:55 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Chad32 - August 30, 2015 at 2:05 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Brian37 - September 2, 2015 at 1:32 pm
RE: What if Satan won? - by Lemonvariable72 - September 2, 2015 at 2:18 pm

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