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If You Were A Theist
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RE: If You Were A Theist
August 28, 2015 at 4:57 am (This post was last modified: August 28, 2015 at 4:57 am by Homeless Nutter.)
If I became a theist - I imagine I'd probably be smearing my feces all over padded walls in some institution somewhere... Because at this point I'd need to go bat-sh*t crazy, in order to be able to believe in - let alone worship - abrahamic god.

Theists, you can ask yourselves - what would it take for you, as an adult to wholeheartedly and literally believe in the Easter Bunny again - and you'll know what I mean.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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If You Were A Theist - by Catholic_Lady - August 27, 2015 at 5:49 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Jenny A - August 27, 2015 at 5:51 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Catholic_Lady - August 27, 2015 at 6:01 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by CapnAwesome - August 27, 2015 at 6:15 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Catholic_Lady - August 27, 2015 at 6:33 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by abaris - August 27, 2015 at 6:37 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Catholic_Lady - August 27, 2015 at 6:51 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by CapnAwesome - August 28, 2015 at 12:39 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Jenny A - August 27, 2015 at 8:18 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Fidel_Castronaut - August 27, 2015 at 5:52 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by CapnAwesome - August 27, 2015 at 5:52 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Chad32 - August 27, 2015 at 5:53 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Alex K - August 27, 2015 at 5:54 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 27, 2015 at 6:00 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Anomalocaris - August 27, 2015 at 6:00 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Divinity - August 27, 2015 at 6:02 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by downbeatplumb - August 27, 2015 at 6:07 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by abaris - August 27, 2015 at 6:11 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by The Grand Nudger - August 27, 2015 at 6:14 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by The Valkyrie - August 27, 2015 at 6:36 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Iroscato - August 27, 2015 at 6:39 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by The Valkyrie - August 27, 2015 at 6:41 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Anomalocaris - August 27, 2015 at 10:12 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by The Valkyrie - August 27, 2015 at 10:54 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by The Grand Nudger - August 27, 2015 at 6:41 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Iroscato - August 27, 2015 at 6:46 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by The Valkyrie - August 27, 2015 at 6:43 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by brewer - August 27, 2015 at 7:55 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Neo-Scholastic - August 27, 2015 at 8:10 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by abaris - August 27, 2015 at 8:17 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Divinity - August 27, 2015 at 8:19 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by abaris - August 27, 2015 at 8:22 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by The Valkyrie - August 27, 2015 at 8:22 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by brewer - August 27, 2015 at 8:37 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Celestine - August 27, 2015 at 8:42 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Fidel_Castronaut - August 28, 2015 at 10:45 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Catholic_Lady - August 28, 2015 at 10:55 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Faith No More - August 28, 2015 at 11:15 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Catholic_Lady - August 28, 2015 at 11:19 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Fidel_Castronaut - August 28, 2015 at 11:23 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by downbeatplumb - August 28, 2015 at 12:14 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Faith No More - August 28, 2015 at 11:31 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Celestine - August 28, 2015 at 12:28 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Homeless Nutter - August 28, 2015 at 12:40 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by MTL - August 28, 2015 at 2:48 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by CapnAwesome - August 28, 2015 at 12:44 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Pizza - August 28, 2015 at 1:42 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Neo-Scholastic - August 27, 2015 at 8:22 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Divinity - August 27, 2015 at 8:27 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by abaris - August 27, 2015 at 8:38 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Minimalist - August 28, 2015 at 2:27 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Celestine - August 27, 2015 at 8:27 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Neo-Scholastic - August 27, 2015 at 8:37 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by brewer - August 27, 2015 at 8:42 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Ravenshire - August 27, 2015 at 10:49 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by MTL - August 28, 2015 at 1:10 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by robvalue - August 28, 2015 at 1:17 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Longhorn - August 28, 2015 at 3:06 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Homeless Nutter - August 28, 2015 at 4:57 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Neo-Scholastic - August 28, 2015 at 9:29 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Faith No More - August 28, 2015 at 10:49 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by jesus_wept - August 28, 2015 at 9:33 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Catholic_Lady - August 28, 2015 at 10:18 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Faith No More - August 28, 2015 at 10:52 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Ben Davis - August 28, 2015 at 11:54 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by dyresand - August 28, 2015 at 12:30 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Catholic_Lady - August 28, 2015 at 2:34 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Cato - August 28, 2015 at 3:25 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by drfuzzy - August 28, 2015 at 3:47 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by KevinM1 - August 28, 2015 at 4:15 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Spooky - August 28, 2015 at 8:00 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Celestine - August 28, 2015 at 8:37 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Spooky - August 28, 2015 at 8:44 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Celestine - August 28, 2015 at 9:09 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Longhorn - August 29, 2015 at 3:27 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Exian - August 28, 2015 at 8:59 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Pizza - August 28, 2015 at 9:17 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Crossless1 - August 28, 2015 at 11:06 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by MysticKnight - August 28, 2015 at 11:51 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by ErGingerbreadMandude - August 29, 2015 at 12:12 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by MysticKnight - August 29, 2015 at 12:26 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by JuliaL - August 29, 2015 at 12:42 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Mudhammam - August 29, 2015 at 1:46 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by robvalue - August 29, 2015 at 1:47 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by robvalue - August 29, 2015 at 3:30 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Divinity - August 29, 2015 at 11:55 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by I_am_not_mafia - August 29, 2015 at 4:28 am

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