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If You Were A Theist
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RE: If You Were A Theist
August 29, 2015 at 12:42 am
I would live in perpetual FEAR.

ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!

Vinz Clortho Wrote:"Gozer the Traveler. He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldrini, the traveler came as a large and moving Torg! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the McKetrick supplicants, they chose a new form for him: that of a giant Slor! Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!"


Feelgood folks who think YHWH has their best interests at heart just don't understand ineffable.
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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If You Were A Theist - by Catholic_Lady - August 27, 2015 at 5:49 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Jenny A - August 27, 2015 at 5:51 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Catholic_Lady - August 27, 2015 at 6:01 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by CapnAwesome - August 27, 2015 at 6:15 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Catholic_Lady - August 27, 2015 at 6:33 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by abaris - August 27, 2015 at 6:37 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Catholic_Lady - August 27, 2015 at 6:51 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by CapnAwesome - August 28, 2015 at 12:39 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Jenny A - August 27, 2015 at 8:18 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Fidel_Castronaut - August 27, 2015 at 5:52 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by CapnAwesome - August 27, 2015 at 5:52 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Chad32 - August 27, 2015 at 5:53 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Alex K - August 27, 2015 at 5:54 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - August 27, 2015 at 6:00 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Anomalocaris - August 27, 2015 at 6:00 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Divinity - August 27, 2015 at 6:02 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by downbeatplumb - August 27, 2015 at 6:07 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by abaris - August 27, 2015 at 6:11 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by The Grand Nudger - August 27, 2015 at 6:14 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by The Valkyrie - August 27, 2015 at 6:36 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Iroscato - August 27, 2015 at 6:39 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by The Valkyrie - August 27, 2015 at 6:41 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Anomalocaris - August 27, 2015 at 10:12 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by The Valkyrie - August 27, 2015 at 10:54 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by The Grand Nudger - August 27, 2015 at 6:41 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Iroscato - August 27, 2015 at 6:46 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by The Valkyrie - August 27, 2015 at 6:43 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by brewer - August 27, 2015 at 7:55 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Neo-Scholastic - August 27, 2015 at 8:10 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by abaris - August 27, 2015 at 8:17 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Divinity - August 27, 2015 at 8:19 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by abaris - August 27, 2015 at 8:22 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by The Valkyrie - August 27, 2015 at 8:22 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by brewer - August 27, 2015 at 8:37 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Celestine - August 27, 2015 at 8:42 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Fidel_Castronaut - August 28, 2015 at 10:45 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Catholic_Lady - August 28, 2015 at 10:55 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Faith No More - August 28, 2015 at 11:15 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Catholic_Lady - August 28, 2015 at 11:19 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Fidel_Castronaut - August 28, 2015 at 11:23 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by downbeatplumb - August 28, 2015 at 12:14 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Faith No More - August 28, 2015 at 11:31 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Celestine - August 28, 2015 at 12:28 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Homeless Nutter - August 28, 2015 at 12:40 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by MTL - August 28, 2015 at 2:48 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by CapnAwesome - August 28, 2015 at 12:44 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Pizza - August 28, 2015 at 1:42 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Neo-Scholastic - August 27, 2015 at 8:22 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Divinity - August 27, 2015 at 8:27 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by abaris - August 27, 2015 at 8:38 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Minimalist - August 28, 2015 at 2:27 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Celestine - August 27, 2015 at 8:27 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Neo-Scholastic - August 27, 2015 at 8:37 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by brewer - August 27, 2015 at 8:42 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Ravenshire - August 27, 2015 at 10:49 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by MTL - August 28, 2015 at 1:10 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by robvalue - August 28, 2015 at 1:17 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Longhorn - August 28, 2015 at 3:06 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Homeless Nutter - August 28, 2015 at 4:57 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Neo-Scholastic - August 28, 2015 at 9:29 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Faith No More - August 28, 2015 at 10:49 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by jesus_wept - August 28, 2015 at 9:33 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Catholic_Lady - August 28, 2015 at 10:18 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Faith No More - August 28, 2015 at 10:52 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Ben Davis - August 28, 2015 at 11:54 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by dyresand - August 28, 2015 at 12:30 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Catholic_Lady - August 28, 2015 at 2:34 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Cato - August 28, 2015 at 3:25 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by drfuzzy - August 28, 2015 at 3:47 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by KevinM1 - August 28, 2015 at 4:15 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Spooky - August 28, 2015 at 8:00 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Celestine - August 28, 2015 at 8:37 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Spooky - August 28, 2015 at 8:44 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Celestine - August 28, 2015 at 9:09 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Longhorn - August 29, 2015 at 3:27 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Exian - August 28, 2015 at 8:59 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Pizza - August 28, 2015 at 9:17 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Crossless1 - August 28, 2015 at 11:06 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by MysticKnight - August 28, 2015 at 11:51 pm
RE: If You Were A Theist - by ErGingerbreadMandude - August 29, 2015 at 12:12 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by MysticKnight - August 29, 2015 at 12:26 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by JuliaL - August 29, 2015 at 12:42 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Mudhammam - August 29, 2015 at 1:46 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by robvalue - August 29, 2015 at 1:47 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by robvalue - August 29, 2015 at 3:30 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by Divinity - August 29, 2015 at 11:55 am
RE: If You Were A Theist - by I_am_not_mafia - August 29, 2015 at 4:28 am

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