Core Message Of Christianity Isn't One Of Love

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Fucking modern atheism. I can't keep up with all these strawmen.

On an unrelated note, here's some imaginary conversations between me and some strawmen Christians.

Me: "It says here in the bible [obviously horrible immoral statement X]."

Straw: "Ah, my child. Do you not see? Ah. Does it not also say [much nicer sounding statement Y which completely contradicts X]?"

Me: "Yes, it does also say that. So your defence is that the bible gives no clear message on this at all and you just do what you want to do anyway and claim religious righteousness either way?"

Straw: "You have rumbled me, I'm now an atheist."

Me: "Oh hi, another Christian."

Straw2: "Hi. I am here and willing to support everything the bible says."

Me: "Erm, OK. If you insist. Why does it say [gruesome statement Z]?"

Straw2: "Jesus came down and got rid of that bit."

Me: "Well, he didn't do a very good job. It's still there. Look!" *Waves bible about*

Straw2: "Your logic is flawless. I'm now an atheist. I'll fetch another Christian for you, hold on..."

Here, have some Christian love.

http://youtu.be/vgk7MXWQOAM