[Role Playing a Christian]
Option A: THE FALLEN WORLD ANSWER "Because there's sin in the world. This world exists in a fallen state because man chose sin over God, when Eve ate the magic fruit after speaking with a talking snake. Luckily, Lord Jesus came to save us by bleeding on the cross so we can escape this wretched world yatta yatta yatta"
Option B: THE MYSTERIOUS PLAN ANSWER "God has a plan for everything. The baby born with the birth defect will play some role in unfolding events. We don't know what that might be because the Lord moves in mysterious ways but we should have faith that yatta yatta yatta"
Option C: THE FIRE AND BRIMESTONE ANSWER "Because the parents have sinned and this child is a message that they should get right with the Lord yatta yatta yatta"
Option D: THE OLD STANDBY "Satan has done this."
Option E: THE FALWELL ANSWER "I blame the abortionists and gays and those damn atheists."
Option F: THE LORD'S POP QUIZ ANSWER "The Lord tests our faith to see that we'll yatta yatta yatta."
[/Role Playing]
Option A: THE FALLEN WORLD ANSWER "Because there's sin in the world. This world exists in a fallen state because man chose sin over God, when Eve ate the magic fruit after speaking with a talking snake. Luckily, Lord Jesus came to save us by bleeding on the cross so we can escape this wretched world yatta yatta yatta"
Option B: THE MYSTERIOUS PLAN ANSWER "God has a plan for everything. The baby born with the birth defect will play some role in unfolding events. We don't know what that might be because the Lord moves in mysterious ways but we should have faith that yatta yatta yatta"
Option C: THE FIRE AND BRIMESTONE ANSWER "Because the parents have sinned and this child is a message that they should get right with the Lord yatta yatta yatta"
Option D: THE OLD STANDBY "Satan has done this."
Option E: THE FALWELL ANSWER "I blame the abortionists and gays and those damn atheists."
Option F: THE LORD'S POP QUIZ ANSWER "The Lord tests our faith to see that we'll yatta yatta yatta."
[/Role Playing]
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too."
... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept
"(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question"
... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist
