Also: isn't it insultingly arrogant to treat the world and other people as things that your god uses just to talk to you? Spoiler alert: you aren't that special, the world doesn't revolve around you and - shock, horror - other people have lives of their own that actually have nothing to do with yours.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
