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How would you write a one-liner law against theism?
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RE: How would you write a one-liner law against theism?
(September 14, 2015 at 11:55 am)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(September 13, 2015 at 8:40 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: Kill em all, let god sort it out?

Or, Sorry, you all need to be relocated as we have a better use for the land your occupying. Don't worry, Death Valley is just a name. We'll have it changed to Gods Country! Please report to the nearest relocation center. The non compliant will only receive "you know whose" wrath.

I know this is a joke, and I like you mh, but I'd be curious to see what the reaction around here would be if a theist said these same things about atheists.  Tongue

If we knew they were being as tongue-in-cheek as mh was obviously being, we'd laugh.
A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost

I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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RE: How would you write a one-liner law against theism? - by TheRocketSurgeon - September 14, 2015 at 11:58 am
RE: How would you write a one-liner law against theism? - by MTL - September 14, 2015 at 11:51 am

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