...does what, exactly? Anything you've done or currently do that's:
Odd/unusual
ass-backwards
A little gross
common-senseless
careless
Unnecessarily dangerous and foolhardy
dumb
Downright freaky
By all means, explain if you must, but it's not necessary.
Chances are you're not alone...weirdo.
....has been forced to blow dry a pair underwear in a mad rush before work.
Odd/unusual
ass-backwards
A little gross
common-senseless
careless
Unnecessarily dangerous and foolhardy
dumb
Downright freaky
By all means, explain if you must, but it's not necessary.
Chances are you're not alone...weirdo.

....has been forced to blow dry a pair underwear in a mad rush before work.