I've been told I swear like a drunk sailor.
This offends me.
I swesr far more proficiently than any inebriated seaman.
And my dear, Catholic mother, makes me look like a raw amateur when she gets her back up about something...
This offends me.
I swesr far more proficiently than any inebriated seaman.
And my dear, Catholic mother, makes me look like a raw amateur when she gets her back up about something...
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"