(November 18, 2010 at 2:00 pm)Jaysyn Wrote: Odin has made my Neon last 12 trouble-free years on the same engine & drive train, surely your weaksauce "God" can do better than that?
That's nothing. Gaia has provided me with cannabis, Dionysus has provided me with alcohol, Ananke insured I bought the puppy I was fated to possess, Shakti provides me with chocolate during the different stages of my menstrual cycle, Lakshmi insured my financial stability, and Qetesh blessed me with the ability to orgasm.
The gods have smiled upon me.
"Faith is about taking a comforting, childlike view of a disturbing and complicated world." ~ Edward Current
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