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RE: Rapture report

September 24, 2015 at 2:32 pm

(September 24, 2015 at 2:45 am)Minimalist Wrote: You know, I actually have a sword lying around the house. I wonder if I can get my wife to slip it into my hand on my deathbed. I wouldn't want to run the risk of pissing off Odin. Unlike jesus, Odin is no pussy.

Make sure at least she puts a coin in your mouth, 'cause I hear crossing that river Styx is a bitch and Charon doesn't give free rides. Not sure what obolus to dollar conversion rate is though...

"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw

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Rapture report - by dyresand - September 23, 2015 at 10:19 am

RE: Rapture report - by SofaKingHigh - September 23, 2015 at 10:24 am

RE: Rapture report - by dyresand - September 23, 2015 at 10:28 am

RE: Rapture report - by JesusHChrist - September 23, 2015 at 10:52 am

RE: Rapture report - by KevinM1 - September 23, 2015 at 10:57 am

RE: Rapture report - by Iroscato - September 23, 2015 at 10:58 am

RE: Rapture report - by Angrboda - September 23, 2015 at 11:02 am

RE: Rapture report - by Minimalist - September 23, 2015 at 1:53 pm

RE: Rapture report - by Cyberman - September 23, 2015 at 11:08 am

RE: Rapture report - by KevinM1 - September 23, 2015 at 11:15 am

RE: Rapture report - by SteelCurtain - September 23, 2015 at 11:10 am

RE: Rapture report - by SofaKingHigh - September 23, 2015 at 11:23 am

RE: Rapture report - by Iroscato - September 23, 2015 at 11:28 am

RE: Rapture report - by SofaKingHigh - September 23, 2015 at 11:51 am

RE: Rapture report - by Sal - September 23, 2015 at 11:59 am

RE: Rapture report - by robvalue - September 23, 2015 at 1:12 pm

RE: Rapture report - by Lucanus - September 23, 2015 at 1:13 pm

RE: Rapture report - by vorlon13 - September 23, 2015 at 1:56 pm

RE: Rapture report - by Minimalist - September 23, 2015 at 2:39 pm

RE: Rapture report - by Iroscato - September 23, 2015 at 2:47 pm

RE: Rapture report - by SteelCurtain - September 23, 2015 at 3:10 pm

RE: Rapture report - by JesusHChrist - September 23, 2015 at 3:16 pm

RE: Rapture report - by Cyberman - September 23, 2015 at 3:19 pm

RE: Rapture report - by brewer - September 23, 2015 at 3:24 pm

RE: Rapture report - by vorlon13 - September 23, 2015 at 3:25 pm

RE: Rapture report - by brewer - September 24, 2015 at 9:28 am

RE: Rapture report - by Sal - September 23, 2015 at 4:34 pm

RE: Rapture report - by Randy Carson - September 23, 2015 at 6:18 pm

RE: Rapture report - by JesusHChrist - September 23, 2015 at 6:21 pm

RE: Rapture report - by abaris - September 23, 2015 at 4:37 pm

RE: Rapture report - by Iroscato - September 23, 2015 at 5:19 pm

RE: Rapture report - by Minimalist - September 23, 2015 at 5:24 pm

RE: Rapture report - by Anomalocaris - September 23, 2015 at 5:40 pm

RE: Rapture report - by SteelCurtain - September 23, 2015 at 6:19 pm

RE: Rapture report - by robvalue - September 23, 2015 at 11:28 pm

RE: Rapture report - by dyresand - September 24, 2015 at 12:09 am

RE: Rapture report - by Randy Carson - September 25, 2015 at 4:46 am

RE: Rapture report - by SteelCurtain - September 24, 2015 at 12:35 am

RE: Rapture report - by dyresand - September 24, 2015 at 1:09 am

RE: Rapture report - by Homeless Nutter - September 24, 2015 at 12:38 am

RE: Rapture report - by geckomamasita - September 24, 2015 at 1:29 am

RE: Rapture report - by dyresand - September 24, 2015 at 1:35 am

RE: Rapture report - by TheRocketSurgeon - September 24, 2015 at 1:34 am

RE: Rapture report - by Paraselene - September 24, 2015 at 1:42 am

RE: Rapture report - by geckomamasita - September 24, 2015 at 1:42 am

RE: Rapture report - by dyresand - September 24, 2015 at 1:44 am

RE: Rapture report - by geckomamasita - September 24, 2015 at 1:48 am

RE: Rapture report - by dyresand - September 24, 2015 at 1:57 am

RE: Rapture report - by dyresand - September 24, 2015 at 1:59 am

RE: Rapture report - by geckomamasita - September 24, 2015 at 1:58 am

RE: Rapture report - by robvalue - September 24, 2015 at 2:29 am

RE: Rapture report - by Minimalist - September 24, 2015 at 2:42 am

RE: Rapture report - by Minimalist - September 24, 2015 at 2:45 am

RE: Rapture report - by Homeless Nutter - September 24, 2015 at 2:32 pm

RE: Rapture report - by TheRocketSurgeon - September 24, 2015 at 2:35 pm

RE: Rapture report - by robvalue - September 24, 2015 at 2:50 am

RE: Rapture report - by Minimalist - September 24, 2015 at 2:55 am

RE: Rapture report - by vorlon13 - September 24, 2015 at 9:44 am

RE: Rapture report - by brewer - September 24, 2015 at 2:12 pm

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