Okay let me give it a go.
Ridiculous you say?
If not for Christianity boiled sons would be considered delicious, buying slaves from your neighbors would be A-okay, mass murdering is cool if you're on vacation, people with uncovered heads or torn clothing would die, annoying kids would be killed off, everyone brave enough to mention god's name would also be murdered, more people would eat their kids, people would offer up their daughters to be raped, women would be forced to be silent, remarriage after divorce would be illegal, men with crushed testicles or removed dicks would be ostracized, and dragons would terrorize the earth!!
Oh wait....
2 Kings 6:29, Leviticus 25:44, Deuteronomy 13:12-15, Leviticus 10:6, Leviticus 20:9, Leviticus 24:16, Deuteronomy 28:53, Genesis 19:8, 1 Corinthians 14:34-35, Mark 10:11-12, Deuteronomy 23:1, Revelation 20:7, Revelation 20:1-15, Isaiah 27:1,
Ridiculous you say?
If not for Christianity boiled sons would be considered delicious, buying slaves from your neighbors would be A-okay, mass murdering is cool if you're on vacation, people with uncovered heads or torn clothing would die, annoying kids would be killed off, everyone brave enough to mention god's name would also be murdered, more people would eat their kids, people would offer up their daughters to be raped, women would be forced to be silent, remarriage after divorce would be illegal, men with crushed testicles or removed dicks would be ostracized, and dragons would terrorize the earth!!
Oh wait....
2 Kings 6:29, Leviticus 25:44, Deuteronomy 13:12-15, Leviticus 10:6, Leviticus 20:9, Leviticus 24:16, Deuteronomy 28:53, Genesis 19:8, 1 Corinthians 14:34-35, Mark 10:11-12, Deuteronomy 23:1, Revelation 20:7, Revelation 20:1-15, Isaiah 27:1,
