(September 25, 2015 at 8:22 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote:This couple were going to get married but they were scared. The guy went to his father(September 25, 2015 at 7:30 pm)rexbeccarox Wrote: My sister and I were talking about that the other day: the best relationship would be living next door to your significant other. Sounds like a dream.
Shit. That would play heavily into my intimacy issues... Sounds like a dream.
Guy: Dad, I love my fiancé but I'm scared to marry her because I have the most awful smelling feet..
Dad: No problem, son. When you go to bed at night always wear your socks.
The girl went to her mother.
Girl: Mom, I love my fiancé but I'm scared to marry him because I have the most hideous morning breath.
Mom: No problem Just keep your mouth closed until you brush your teeth.
so they got married and did what their parents had told them. He kept his socks on and she kept her mouth shut. This worked fine for a few weeks. Then one day the guy woke and discovered to his horror that his sock had come off. He pulled all the covers around looking frantically for his sock. In the process he woke the girl.
Girl: What are you doing?
Guy: Oh no! You swallowed my sock!
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
