the hammer of homosexuality

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The Hammer of Homosexuality

+5 Greathammer (Flame Tongue)

Proficiency Type: Martial Two-Handed Melee

Damage (Medium) = 1d12 + 5 bludgeoning, +1d6 fire damage
Critical: ×3
Range Increment: - 
Weight: 30 lbs
Type: Bludgeoning

HP: 10
Hardness: 10

Flame Tongue: This is a +5 flaming burst Greathammer. Once per day, the weapon can blast forth a fiery ray at any target within 30 feet as a ranged touch attack. The ray deals 4d6 points of fire damage on a successful hit.

Moderate evocation; CL 12th; Craft Magical Arms and Armor, scorching ray, and flame strike, or fireball; Price 20,715 gp; Cost 10,515 gp + 816 XP.

Reminds me of this:



Top Secret! is a criminally underrated movie.