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Make your own Jesus.

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Make your own Jesus.
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RE: Make your own Jesus.
December 7, 2010 at 11:09 am
Epic hilarity.

"But I'm Muslim!"
"You can feed him to your dog!"

And the "Hey get out of here! It's Jesus time!" was truely a roflmao moment.
It's my new catch-phrase when refering to masterbation.


"Hey Dotard! What are you going to do today?"
"Nothing really, I'll probably get in some Jesus time."

I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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Make your own Jesus.

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Make your own Jesus. - by Skipper - December 7, 2010 at 10:52 am
RE: Make your own Jesus. - by Tiberius - December 7, 2010 at 10:56 am
RE: Make your own Jesus. - by lilyannerose - December 7, 2010 at 11:05 am
RE: Make your own Jesus. - by Dotard - December 7, 2010 at 11:09 am
RE: Make your own Jesus. - by Skipper - December 7, 2010 at 12:03 pm
RE: Make your own Jesus. - by Minimalist - December 7, 2010 at 12:12 pm
RE: Make your own Jesus. - by Skipper - December 8, 2010 at 10:39 am
RE: Make your own Jesus. - by Anomalocaris - December 8, 2010 at 10:59 am

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