RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say?
October 18, 2015 at 6:34 pm
(This post was last modified: October 18, 2015 at 6:39 pm by Cecelia.)
I've got too many examples just to name one:
"Happy Christmas? Now they want to take Mary out of everything. Can't they just say Mary Christmas?"
"I know the bible is true because it says in it if you change one word in the book, you'll have a place in hell."
"Marriage is between a man and a woman. It says so in the dictionary. They can't just change the definition in the dictionary. God wouldn't like that."
"It's raining outside. I guess God didn't want me to get my lawn mowed."
"If I didn't believe in god, I'd go rob a bank. What would stop me?"
"Transgenderism is just society gone mad fulfilling their nihilist agenda."
"We need to abolish Secular Nihilism. That's the real problem with this country."
"Gay people just want to wave dongs in people's faces. That's what they call love!"
"Religious liberty is in danger in this country. We are a Christian Nation."
"God's punishing this country for allowing homosexuals to get married."
"Evolution is just a THEORY. We need to start teaching both sides in school and let kids think for themselves."
"If you don't go to church it means that you don't think God is worth your time, so I don't think anyone who doesn't go to church is worth mine."
They're like Pringles. Once you pop, you just can't stop.
"Happy Christmas? Now they want to take Mary out of everything. Can't they just say Mary Christmas?"
"I know the bible is true because it says in it if you change one word in the book, you'll have a place in hell."
"Marriage is between a man and a woman. It says so in the dictionary. They can't just change the definition in the dictionary. God wouldn't like that."
"It's raining outside. I guess God didn't want me to get my lawn mowed."
"If I didn't believe in god, I'd go rob a bank. What would stop me?"
"Transgenderism is just society gone mad fulfilling their nihilist agenda."
"We need to abolish Secular Nihilism. That's the real problem with this country."
"Gay people just want to wave dongs in people's faces. That's what they call love!"
"Religious liberty is in danger in this country. We are a Christian Nation."
"God's punishing this country for allowing homosexuals to get married."
"Evolution is just a THEORY. We need to start teaching both sides in school and let kids think for themselves."
"If you don't go to church it means that you don't think God is worth your time, so I don't think anyone who doesn't go to church is worth mine."
They're like Pringles. Once you pop, you just can't stop.
