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What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say?

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RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say?

October 18, 2015 at 11:17 pm

"Michelle Obama is a man and Barack Obama is a Muslim. My proof is youtube conspiracy videos"

/paraphrased.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Vincent - October 17, 2015 at 10:59 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 18, 2015 at 12:00 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Athene - October 18, 2015 at 12:00 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Edwardo Piet - October 18, 2015 at 12:10 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Anomalocaris - October 18, 2015 at 12:30 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Vincent - October 18, 2015 at 12:49 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Anomalocaris - October 18, 2015 at 1:17 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Vincent - October 18, 2015 at 1:22 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Edwardo Piet - October 18, 2015 at 12:33 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by robvalue - October 18, 2015 at 1:59 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Edwardo Piet - October 18, 2015 at 3:51 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Longhorn - October 18, 2015 at 4:02 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 18, 2015 at 4:09 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Edwardo Piet - October 18, 2015 at 2:32 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by ForsakenHeretic - October 18, 2015 at 2:28 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by abaris - October 18, 2015 at 3:07 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by drfuzzy - October 18, 2015 at 3:53 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Cecelia - October 18, 2015 at 6:34 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by IATIA - October 18, 2015 at 6:41 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Spooky - October 18, 2015 at 9:55 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Qwest - October 19, 2015 at 8:23 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by KevinM1 - October 18, 2015 at 9:57 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Alex K - October 18, 2015 at 10:42 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 18, 2015 at 11:17 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by MTL - October 18, 2015 at 11:20 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 18, 2015 at 11:24 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by MTL - October 18, 2015 at 11:33 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 18, 2015 at 11:40 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by robvalue - October 19, 2015 at 3:09 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by MTL - October 19, 2015 at 9:49 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by BlackBird - October 19, 2015 at 3:14 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Ayen - October 19, 2015 at 3:17 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by TheRocketSurgeon - October 19, 2015 at 4:35 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by robvalue - October 19, 2015 at 3:18 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by downbeatplumb - October 19, 2015 at 4:26 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Ayen - October 19, 2015 at 4:38 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 19, 2015 at 8:22 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Ayen - October 19, 2015 at 8:41 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Iroscato - October 19, 2015 at 5:45 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Reforged - October 19, 2015 at 10:23 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by JBrentonK - October 19, 2015 at 10:43 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by TheRocketSurgeon - October 19, 2015 at 11:33 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Anomalocaris - October 19, 2015 at 5:24 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by houseofcantor - October 19, 2015 at 11:48 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Mister Agenda - October 19, 2015 at 11:49 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by vorlon13 - October 19, 2015 at 11:52 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Strider - October 19, 2015 at 11:57 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Qwest - October 20, 2015 at 6:08 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Strider - October 20, 2015 at 8:17 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Jaxxie1181 - October 19, 2015 at 5:20 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by abaris - October 19, 2015 at 5:38 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Anomalocaris - October 19, 2015 at 9:04 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Alex K - October 20, 2015 at 8:20 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Crossless1 - October 19, 2015 at 5:41 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Faith No More - October 19, 2015 at 5:36 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Jaxxie1181 - October 19, 2015 at 5:42 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by abaris - October 19, 2015 at 5:43 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Jaxxie1181 - October 19, 2015 at 5:43 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 19, 2015 at 5:47 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Qwest - October 19, 2015 at 8:12 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by vorlon13 - October 19, 2015 at 8:19 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Cecelia - October 19, 2015 at 9:10 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 19, 2015 at 9:14 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Clueless Morgan - October 20, 2015 at 6:26 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by robvalue - October 20, 2015 at 2:29 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Jaxxie1181 - October 20, 2015 at 8:59 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 20, 2015 at 9:03 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Paraselene - October 20, 2015 at 9:03 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 20, 2015 at 9:03 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Jaxxie1181 - October 20, 2015 at 9:28 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 20, 2015 at 9:30 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Anomalocaris - October 21, 2015 at 12:24 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by robvalue - October 21, 2015 at 1:31 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Paraselene - October 21, 2015 at 1:32 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Clueless Morgan - October 21, 2015 at 10:42 am

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