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What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say?

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RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say?

October 19, 2015 at 5:41 pm

(October 19, 2015 at 5:20 pm)Jaxxie1181 Wrote: "The Bible/Christianity is true, because it's the only faith that people are willing to die for." How about those Muslims?

"It's not a religion. Religions are false. Christianity is a *relationship*" So is every other deity-centric religious ideology.

"I stand with Israel!" Insert Jewish people asking for a public menorah lighting here. "I'm so tired of this PC bullcrap! If you're offended by the reason for the season then go back to your own country!!! America is a Christian nation and we celebrate Christmas! MERRY CHRISTmas and GOD BLESS! HAH Hope I offended everyone!!!"

Pascal's Wager

"I don't have enough faith to be an atheist."

"You can't see the wind, but you have faith it's there, right?"

Your first post, and it's clear you are no stranger to Christian idiocy. Welcome.

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What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Vincent - October 17, 2015 at 10:59 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 18, 2015 at 12:00 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Athene - October 18, 2015 at 12:00 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Edwardo Piet - October 18, 2015 at 12:10 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Anomalocaris - October 18, 2015 at 12:30 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Vincent - October 18, 2015 at 12:49 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Anomalocaris - October 18, 2015 at 1:17 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Vincent - October 18, 2015 at 1:22 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Edwardo Piet - October 18, 2015 at 12:33 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by robvalue - October 18, 2015 at 1:59 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Edwardo Piet - October 18, 2015 at 3:51 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Longhorn - October 18, 2015 at 4:02 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 18, 2015 at 4:09 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Edwardo Piet - October 18, 2015 at 2:32 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by ForsakenHeretic - October 18, 2015 at 2:28 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by abaris - October 18, 2015 at 3:07 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by drfuzzy - October 18, 2015 at 3:53 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Cecelia - October 18, 2015 at 6:34 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by IATIA - October 18, 2015 at 6:41 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Spooky - October 18, 2015 at 9:55 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Qwest - October 19, 2015 at 8:23 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by KevinM1 - October 18, 2015 at 9:57 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Alex K - October 18, 2015 at 10:42 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 18, 2015 at 11:17 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by MTL - October 18, 2015 at 11:20 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 18, 2015 at 11:24 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by MTL - October 18, 2015 at 11:33 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 18, 2015 at 11:40 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by robvalue - October 19, 2015 at 3:09 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by MTL - October 19, 2015 at 9:49 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by BlackBird - October 19, 2015 at 3:14 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Ayen - October 19, 2015 at 3:17 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by TheRocketSurgeon - October 19, 2015 at 4:35 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by robvalue - October 19, 2015 at 3:18 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by downbeatplumb - October 19, 2015 at 4:26 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Ayen - October 19, 2015 at 4:38 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 19, 2015 at 8:22 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Ayen - October 19, 2015 at 8:41 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Iroscato - October 19, 2015 at 5:45 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Reforged - October 19, 2015 at 10:23 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by JBrentonK - October 19, 2015 at 10:43 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by TheRocketSurgeon - October 19, 2015 at 11:33 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Anomalocaris - October 19, 2015 at 5:24 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by houseofcantor - October 19, 2015 at 11:48 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Mister Agenda - October 19, 2015 at 11:49 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by vorlon13 - October 19, 2015 at 11:52 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Strider - October 19, 2015 at 11:57 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Qwest - October 20, 2015 at 6:08 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Strider - October 20, 2015 at 8:17 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Jaxxie1181 - October 19, 2015 at 5:20 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by abaris - October 19, 2015 at 5:38 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Anomalocaris - October 19, 2015 at 9:04 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Alex K - October 20, 2015 at 8:20 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Crossless1 - October 19, 2015 at 5:41 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Faith No More - October 19, 2015 at 5:36 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Jaxxie1181 - October 19, 2015 at 5:42 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by abaris - October 19, 2015 at 5:43 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Jaxxie1181 - October 19, 2015 at 5:43 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 19, 2015 at 5:47 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Qwest - October 19, 2015 at 8:12 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by vorlon13 - October 19, 2015 at 8:19 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Cecelia - October 19, 2015 at 9:10 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 19, 2015 at 9:14 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Clueless Morgan - October 20, 2015 at 6:26 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by robvalue - October 20, 2015 at 2:29 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Jaxxie1181 - October 20, 2015 at 8:59 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 20, 2015 at 9:03 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Silver - October 20, 2015 at 9:03 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 20, 2015 at 9:03 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Jaxxie1181 - October 20, 2015 at 9:28 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 20, 2015 at 9:30 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Anomalocaris - October 21, 2015 at 12:24 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by robvalue - October 21, 2015 at 1:31 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Silver - October 21, 2015 at 1:32 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Clueless Morgan - October 21, 2015 at 10:42 am

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