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What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say?

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RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say?

October 20, 2015 at 9:30 pm

(October 20, 2015 at 9:28 pm)Jaxxie1181 Wrote: A former co-worker of my husband:
"Satan planted dinosaur bones in the earth to confound the minds of people and turn them away from God."

I've heard that argument from multiple sources.

Apparently Satan is really powerful and god isn't, or isn't paying attention. So much for all knowing and/or all powerful.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

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What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Vincent - October 17, 2015 at 10:59 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 18, 2015 at 12:00 am

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RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Vincent - October 18, 2015 at 12:49 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Anomalocaris - October 18, 2015 at 1:17 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Vincent - October 18, 2015 at 1:22 am

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RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by robvalue - October 18, 2015 at 1:59 am

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RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 18, 2015 at 4:09 am

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RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by ForsakenHeretic - October 18, 2015 at 2:28 pm

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RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Jaxxie1181 - October 19, 2015 at 5:20 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by abaris - October 19, 2015 at 5:38 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Anomalocaris - October 19, 2015 at 9:04 pm

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RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Jaxxie1181 - October 19, 2015 at 5:42 pm

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RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by robvalue - October 20, 2015 at 2:29 am

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Jaxxie1181 - October 20, 2015 at 8:59 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 20, 2015 at 9:03 pm

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RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 20, 2015 at 9:03 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Jaxxie1181 - October 20, 2015 at 9:28 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by The Valkyrie - October 20, 2015 at 9:30 pm

RE: What is the dumbest thing you've ever heard a theist say? - by Anomalocaris - October 21, 2015 at 12:24 am

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