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Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 5:31 pm
She did it all wrong. Her daddy was supposed to get a rag and ram it up her vagina and pull it out all bloody. That's the way the Bible guys did it to prove that their daughters were virgins. Of course when the younger brother got stuck with his sister-in-law after his older brother died virginity wasn't a problem.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day - by Wyrd of Gawd - October 21, 2015 at 5:31 pm

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