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Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day

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Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 7:55 pm
(October 21, 2015 at 7:26 pm)Mermaid Wrote: That disgusts me on several levels:

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-It implies that her vagina is magical because it's never had a penis (or a cucumber or a table leg or what have you) inside of it

. . .


-EWWWWW. And furthermore. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Anyone have anything else to add to the list?

You left out a Doc Johnson model 34 there . . .


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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day - by vorlon13 - October 21, 2015 at 7:55 pm

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