Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day

[Jenny A]

That disgusts me on several levels:

-It implies that virginity is some sort of gift
-It implies that this gift belongs to her father
-It implies that her vagina is magical because it's never had a penis (or a cucumber or a table leg or what have you) inside of it
-It does not rule out anal or oral or surreptitious handies under the table (hey, you know you were thinking it)
-It implies that there is something wrong with sex and she is not ruined
-It implies that a woman being sexually inexperienced is somehow important (but a man's isn't)
-It implies that she is not capable of being truthful so needs medical proof
-It implies that the status of her vagina is her father's business
-Her proof somehow buys her father's approval
-A doctor would actually agree to examine someone and sign a certificate of virginity
-EWWWWW. And furthermore. EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

Anyone have anything else to add to the list?

Sure it implies that her vagina would be spoiled for all other men, once one man has entered it.   That suggests a certain inadequacy on the part of subsequent men.