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Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 21, 2015 at 9:58 pm
(October 21, 2015 at 3:54 pm)abaris Wrote:
(October 21, 2015 at 3:19 pm)Beccs Wrote: A Christian bride gave her father, who happens to be a pastor, a certificate of purity on her wedding day.

Signed by a doctor

Guess, it's important to know the value of the merchandise. You look a horse in the mouth before buying, after all. Why not a bride between her legs?

I'd rather have a document proving she can fuck me silly instead of one essentially saying that I'm in for years of fumbling and bashfulness.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day - by Ravenshire - October 21, 2015 at 9:58 pm

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