the hammer of homosexuality

[dyresand]

There's one more scenario I came up with. Afterwards, I realized it's pretty similar to one of Stephen King's books.

"God" is a child in another much more advanced civilization in another reality. He is playing with toys, and he has no idea that they have somehow become aware. It would give us the illusion of free will, but actually this child is pulling all the strings. Sometimes he makes us "naughty", and then punishes us. It's just a game to him, he doesn't realize the suffering he is causing.

Oddly enough that would make since or were some type of video game characters in a video game like sims. 
Or even better were just living a virtual life in some sort of game as a avatar while we die in game would be logging off,  and
god being the over all GM of it all.