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Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day

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Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
October 22, 2015 at 6:54 pm (This post was last modified: October 22, 2015 at 6:54 pm by Cecelia.)
(October 21, 2015 at 7:55 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: You left out a Doc Johnson model 34 there . . .


Tongue

Not to mention a rabbit (not that kind of rabbit, unless you were thinking of the plastic kind), Sybian, electric toothbrush....

This actually gives me an idea though.  I'm going to start my own clinic and sign certificates that state that girls are virgins without even inspecting them.  They could be pregnant, and I'd still sign the certificate.  Just $29.99.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day - by Cecelia - October 22, 2015 at 6:54 pm

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