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Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day
That's pretty fucked up.

"Here daddy, proof that nobody fucked me, and I've never masturbated."

"Praise Jesus!"

What makes virginity desirable? I mean really. What is it with religion and virginity. Muslims are promised 72 virgins if they kill themselves I guess, and who the fuck wants 72 virgins? Maybe if Allah is the real god, he has a sense of humor, and when the Muslims get up there they'll find 72 pimply gay teenagers.

Sex isn't a bad thing, and it's something people need to learn to enjoy and stop letting it control their fucking lives.
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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day - by Divinity - October 23, 2015 at 11:26 am

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