RE: Following the Good Book
October 25, 2015 at 6:26 pm
(This post was last modified: October 25, 2015 at 6:26 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
The Commandments Of Proper Public Behaviour
1. If thou plannest to tip less than 20%, eat at home, as thou art a cheap fuck.
2. Render aid to those in distress, and do not standest there like an idiot and video them with thy phone.
3. UNLESS others are in distress, mindeth thine own business.
4. Before thou complainest to the management, evaluate the seriousness of thy complaint (cold toast doth not merit a screaming fit).
5. Speak ye not aloud in the cinema, nor remove thy shoes. Thou are not at home.
6. The proper response to 'Thank you' is 'You're welcome', not 'No problemo'.
7. Understand that others may not share thy musical tastes. Turneth it down.
8. Flush, for fuxxake. Others wilt make use of the public bog after thee.
9. Drop not thy rubbish in the road. Find a bin.
10. If thou maketh texts whilst driving, do not complain if a large, angry Irishman shoveth thy phone up one of thy primary orifices.
Boru
1. If thou plannest to tip less than 20%, eat at home, as thou art a cheap fuck.
2. Render aid to those in distress, and do not standest there like an idiot and video them with thy phone.
3. UNLESS others are in distress, mindeth thine own business.
4. Before thou complainest to the management, evaluate the seriousness of thy complaint (cold toast doth not merit a screaming fit).
5. Speak ye not aloud in the cinema, nor remove thy shoes. Thou are not at home.
6. The proper response to 'Thank you' is 'You're welcome', not 'No problemo'.
7. Understand that others may not share thy musical tastes. Turneth it down.
8. Flush, for fuxxake. Others wilt make use of the public bog after thee.
9. Drop not thy rubbish in the road. Find a bin.
10. If thou maketh texts whilst driving, do not complain if a large, angry Irishman shoveth thy phone up one of thy primary orifices.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
