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Following the Good Book
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RE: Following the Good Book
(October 25, 2015 at 6:34 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:
Quote:HEATHEN! HERETIC! Your behavior is morally wrong and you will have to face judgment for your direct disobedience.

I'll risk the judgment, as I am NOT giving up cream cheese and lox.

Boru

Oh SNAP. You're right. Can we amend our commandments to suit our personal agenda?

Or better yet, I can say "hahaha, (condescending look) that commandment is not to be taken literally, it's symbolic, sort of like forbidden fruit"
If The Flintstones have taught us anything, it's that pelicans can be used to mix cement.

-Homer Simpson
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Following the Good Book - by Mermaid - October 25, 2015 at 4:56 pm
RE: Following the Good Book - by Faith No More - October 25, 2015 at 5:33 pm
RE: Following the Good Book - by Longhorn - October 25, 2015 at 5:38 pm
RE: Following the Good Book - by robvalue - October 25, 2015 at 5:45 pm
RE: Following the Good Book - by Mermaid - October 25, 2015 at 6:00 pm
RE: Following the Good Book - by Faith No More - October 25, 2015 at 6:17 pm
RE: Following the Good Book - by Minimalist - October 25, 2015 at 6:22 pm
RE: Following the Good Book - by Aoi Magi - October 25, 2015 at 6:22 pm
RE: Following the Good Book - by Mermaid - October 25, 2015 at 6:28 pm
RE: Following the Good Book - by Ravenshire - October 25, 2015 at 7:26 pm
RE: Following the Good Book - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 25, 2015 at 6:26 pm
RE: Following the Good Book - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - October 25, 2015 at 6:34 pm
RE: Following the Good Book - by Mermaid - October 25, 2015 at 6:38 pm
RE: Following the Good Book - by Jackalope - October 25, 2015 at 9:32 pm
RE: Following the Good Book - by Mermaid - October 25, 2015 at 7:27 pm
RE: Following the Good Book - by brewer - October 25, 2015 at 7:52 pm
RE: Following the Good Book - by Jackalope - October 25, 2015 at 9:31 pm
RE: Following the Good Book - by Mermaid - October 26, 2015 at 8:24 am
RE: Following the Good Book - by vorlon13 - October 26, 2015 at 9:46 am
RE: Following the Good Book - by Spooky - October 27, 2015 at 6:46 pm
RE: Following the Good Book - by ignoramus - October 28, 2015 at 5:21 am
RE: Following the Good Book - by Mermaid - October 28, 2015 at 4:53 pm
RE: Following the Good Book - by Athene - October 28, 2015 at 5:07 pm

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