RE: Following the Good Book
October 27, 2015 at 6:46 pm
(This post was last modified: October 27, 2015 at 6:52 pm by Spooky.
Edit Reason: Why the hell is the font so big? STUPID Phone!
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The Soldier's Guide (FM 7.21-13, October 2003)
1. Thou shall have no other branches before the Army.
2. Thou shall not take the name of thy Supply Sgt in vain.
3. Remember to keep your rifle clean.
4. Honor your brothers and sisters.
5. You shall not draw fire. (It irritates those around you)
6. You shall not commit to anything.
7. There is only one thief in the Army. (Everybody else is just trying to get their shit back)
8. You didn't see anything.
9. You shall not covet the Air Force's toys.
10. Your equipment was made by the lowest bidder, don't whine about it.
...or something like that![[Image: tongue.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=atheistforums.org%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Ftongue.gif)
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1. Thou shall have no other branches before the Army.
2. Thou shall not take the name of thy Supply Sgt in vain.
3. Remember to keep your rifle clean.
4. Honor your brothers and sisters.
5. You shall not draw fire. (It irritates those around you)
6. You shall not commit to anything.
7. There is only one thief in the Army. (Everybody else is just trying to get their shit back)
8. You didn't see anything.
9. You shall not covet the Air Force's toys.
10. Your equipment was made by the lowest bidder, don't whine about it.
...or something like that
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
