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Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day

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RE: Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day

October 28, 2015 at 3:19 am

(October 26, 2015 at 3:59 am)Rhythm Wrote: LOL, gotta mention, btw, that I love how the excerpt you offered ends with instructions for a payout, as these sorts of instructions invariably do.

"I've got a bloody cloth, you owe me a hundred shekels, schmuck".

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Christian Bride gives her Pastor father certificate of purity on her wedding day - by The Valkyrie - October 21, 2015 at 3:19 pm

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