RE: I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?
October 30, 2015 at 12:15 pm
(This post was last modified: October 30, 2015 at 12:16 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(October 30, 2015 at 9:03 am)alpha male Wrote: As you're still alive, if I heard credible reports, I'd come and check it out for myself. Regarding credible reports, the reporters would need to have changed their life to spread your word, and it would be helpful if you gave them miraculous powers as well.
Hi Alpha...the cargo cults of Tanna fit your bill perfectly. I expect to see you spreading the gospel of John Frum from this point forward.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
