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I went back to church, but I just DON'T believe...

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I went back to church, but I just DON'T believe...
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RE: I went back to church, but I just DON'T believe...
December 15, 2010 at 7:03 pm
I'm going to create a universe of two near-perfect people, then knowing that a talking snake will trump them i'm going to create it, let it tempt them and them blame them for it while putting a curse on their progeny, then I'm going to wait a while then flood them, then get a virgin pregnant so she can give birth to me in human form, then I'll die and tell them that if they don't believe that I died for them and love me for it I'm going to roast them forever but all i'm going to leave them is one book full of contradictions that millions of people will interpret differently and kill each other over it.

After all this I'm going to convince these idiots that I'm omni-benevolent, and they'll believe it! Hahahaha! - YHWH, The Cosmic Asshole.
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RE: I went back to church, but I just DON'T believe... - by theVOID - December 15, 2010 at 7:03 pm

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