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I went back to church, but I just DON'T believe...
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RE: I went back to church, but I just DON'T believe...
(December 15, 2010 at 7:03 pm)theVOID Wrote: I'm going to create a universe of two near-perfect people, then knowing that a talking snake will trump them i'm going to create it, let it tempt them and them blame them for it while putting a curse on their progeny, then I'm going to wait a while then flood them, then get a virgin pregnant so she can give birth to me in human form, then I'll die and tell them that if they don't believe that I died for them and love me for it I'm going to roast them forever but all i'm going to leave them is one book full of contradictions that millions of people will interpret differently and kill each other over it.

After all this I'm going to convince these idiots that I'm omni-benevolent, and they'll believe it! Hahahaha! - YHWH, The Cosmic Asshole.

Saying that is what Christianity is about is like saying this is what evolution is all about. Total strawman and you should know better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OO7NJwwryI

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RE: I went back to church, but I just DON'T believe... - by Statler Waldorf - December 16, 2010 at 4:21 am

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