Masturbation carries HUGE risks, kids - don't fool yourselves. If you fall off the chair and you've got the noose too tight, you'd better hope that the Alsatian can dial 111, because the dwarf isn't going to be able to get out of the matador's outfit in time.
Otherwise, you're seriously fucked.
Boru
Otherwise, you're seriously fucked.
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax