I'm God. What evidence do I need to provide?

[robvalue]

Atlas: I've been trying to get my head around your answer. So this entity is standing in front of you, and to find out if it's god, you ask it some questions? And if it gives the answers from the Quran, then it's god? How do you know it's not just someone who has memorized the Quran?

What questions would you ask it? How can you tell if this is the being that wrote the Quran?

If I'm actually God, or Jesus, or Allah, or whatever, what would I have to do to convince you that I really am what I claim to be?

Get a bunch of goatherders to cobble together a very badly written book full of horrible shit and talking snakes, then allow it to be mistranslated repeatedly. That ought to work.  That's highly convincing and compelling apparently.

P.S. FUCKING EPIC THREAD IDEA! Kudos to you Rob!

Thank you