Swap presents, eat, drink, watch the usual xmas crap on telly, drink, spend most of my time online, drink and masturbate a lot (in lieu of proper intimacy). My heart really isn't in it anymore so generally it's like any other stupid day, but with funny lights and bits of coloured string. And sprouts.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'