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Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler?
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler?
I've been giving the OP Q alot of thought.  I wanted to respond, off the cuff, with something witty, but I kept holding back,  to do it justice.  I gotta tell you, I don't think I could kill baby Hitler.  I'd trade my life for his, even knowing what he grows up to be.  It's kind of disappointing, to realize that you have such a glaring weakness. All together or not at all, when it comes to human beings and human babies. I just can't think my way around it. It's kind of fucked up. I'm gonna chalk this one up to biology and move on.

Time travelers, you've been warned. Baby Hitlers got a real dirty security detail. I'll bite ya in the nuts man, don't step to an infant, I can't control myself.
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Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by brewer - November 10, 2015 at 1:44 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 10, 2015 at 4:16 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 10, 2015 at 4:29 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Vincent - November 10, 2015 at 2:03 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by vorlon13 - November 10, 2015 at 2:16 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by brewer - November 10, 2015 at 2:48 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Iroscato - November 10, 2015 at 2:16 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 10, 2015 at 2:27 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 10, 2015 at 3:11 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 10, 2015 at 3:17 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by paulpablo - November 10, 2015 at 3:12 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Chad32 - November 10, 2015 at 3:18 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by robvalue - November 10, 2015 at 3:18 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Aroura - November 10, 2015 at 4:04 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 10, 2015 at 4:10 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 10, 2015 at 5:56 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 10, 2015 at 6:48 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 10, 2015 at 8:15 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Rhondazvous - November 12, 2015 at 11:26 am
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 12, 2015 at 11:43 am
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 12, 2015 at 3:33 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Aractus - November 12, 2015 at 6:29 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 12, 2015 at 7:18 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 10, 2015 at 4:26 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 10, 2015 at 7:06 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by vorlon13 - November 10, 2015 at 4:24 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by vorlon13 - November 10, 2015 at 4:26 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Losty - November 10, 2015 at 4:33 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 10, 2015 at 4:40 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Losty - November 10, 2015 at 6:25 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Losty - November 10, 2015 at 8:14 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 10, 2015 at 6:41 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 10, 2015 at 7:18 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 10, 2015 at 7:31 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 10, 2015 at 8:05 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 10, 2015 at 7:33 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by brewer - November 10, 2015 at 7:42 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 10, 2015 at 8:04 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by brewer - November 10, 2015 at 8:06 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by IATIA - November 10, 2015 at 8:16 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by TaraJo - November 10, 2015 at 8:18 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by brewer - November 10, 2015 at 9:20 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by paulpablo - November 10, 2015 at 9:41 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Minimalist - November 11, 2015 at 12:14 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by robvalue - November 10, 2015 at 9:56 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by paulpablo - November 10, 2015 at 10:02 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by mediocrates - November 11, 2015 at 10:35 am
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Jackalope - November 12, 2015 at 6:59 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Minimalist - November 11, 2015 at 12:16 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by IATIA - November 11, 2015 at 6:42 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Reforged - November 11, 2015 at 7:23 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by IATIA - November 11, 2015 at 7:24 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by paulpablo - November 11, 2015 at 10:22 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by IATIA - November 11, 2015 at 10:40 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by paulpablo - November 11, 2015 at 10:42 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by robvalue - November 12, 2015 at 12:50 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Angrboda - November 12, 2015 at 1:02 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by IATIA - November 12, 2015 at 3:03 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 12, 2015 at 4:38 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Mudhammam - November 12, 2015 at 4:56 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Aractus - November 12, 2015 at 8:14 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Aractus - November 12, 2015 at 8:20 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Aractus - November 13, 2015 at 9:06 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Aractus - November 14, 2015 at 7:18 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Aractus - November 16, 2015 at 3:30 am
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by IATIA - November 13, 2015 at 12:14 am
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Minimalist - November 14, 2015 at 12:52 am
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 14, 2015 at 12:57 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by IATIA - November 14, 2015 at 11:28 am
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by brewer - November 14, 2015 at 6:01 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by brewer - November 14, 2015 at 8:41 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 14, 2015 at 10:48 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Aractus - November 14, 2015 at 10:39 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by IATIA - November 14, 2015 at 9:34 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by vorlon13 - November 14, 2015 at 8:48 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Aractus - November 15, 2015 at 12:21 am
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Aractus - November 15, 2015 at 3:05 am
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 15, 2015 at 3:11 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by abaris - November 15, 2015 at 8:13 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by robvalue - November 15, 2015 at 3:15 am
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Aractus - November 15, 2015 at 3:32 am
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Aractus - November 15, 2015 at 5:29 am
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by brewer - November 15, 2015 at 1:11 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by robvalue - November 15, 2015 at 1:17 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by vorlon13 - November 15, 2015 at 3:02 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by brewer - November 15, 2015 at 3:08 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by IATIA - November 15, 2015 at 2:58 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by robvalue - November 16, 2015 at 5:39 am
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by robvalue - November 16, 2015 at 5:48 am
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by ignoramus - November 16, 2015 at 5:58 am
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by The Grand Nudger - November 16, 2015 at 2:58 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Reforged - November 17, 2015 at 3:39 am
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Reforged - November 17, 2015 at 4:13 am
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by brewer - November 17, 2015 at 1:24 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by brewer - November 18, 2015 at 2:52 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Rev. Rye - November 29, 2015 at 10:08 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by robvalue - November 30, 2015 at 9:19 am
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by brewer - November 30, 2015 at 10:48 am
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Gormo - December 1, 2015 at 8:13 am
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Gormo - December 1, 2015 at 8:43 am
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by Gormo - December 1, 2015 at 9:52 pm
RE: Given a chance would you kill baby Hitler? - by dyresand - December 2, 2015 at 12:01 am

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