Butt Wiping Techniques

[downbeatplumb]

Now that we have broken the taboo of #2 here in AF, it is time we address this very important issue.

After you poop, how do you wipe? Please vote up top.  

Also, not included in the poll is this: 

When you wipe, do you look at the toilet paper to see if there's any poop on it, and then keep wiping until the toilet paper comes off your butt clean? Or do you just go with your gut without looking and hope all the poop residue is off your butt?

Please vote up top, and then answer this question about the poop residue.

I'm starting to think you may have a problem.