My pathetic whining about how I want a relationship

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Be yourself? :^)))))))))))))))) Oh my god. You realize "be yourself" means be totally fake, force yourself to appear happy, say the most astute and diplomatic things as to not upset people, lie politely, just be the "real you". You realize that people say shit like "the real you" is the you when you're nice to be around, right? Oh my god it's so fucking gross. I have been myself on this forum, people obviously fucking hate me. Just be yourself everyone will like you :^)))))))))))) 

If that's what you think being yourself means, I think I understand why you're having problems dealing with people.

I never actually get a fucking chance to talk with people. I have no idea what it takes to actually get engaged in a conversation with a person outside of the internet. I always go to concerts to go out to cafes or record stores or something, I have no fucking idea what to do. I just walk in and get some stuff and then I walk out like no one even fucking noticed me. I usually talk to the people behind the counter if it's a record store a little bit, because they're just there and I can. It doesn't make a difference. You act like I have this problem with talking to people, I never even fucking talk to people in the first place. God, all the stuff you're saying would be fine, if it actually applied to me.

Well, if you don't put yourself in a position to talk to people, you won't build relationships. Shouldn't that be obvious to you?

Oh and blah blah blah, this is really redundant, this talk of there's no law that people have to like me. That is so extremely obvious to me, I don't even need you to pour salt in the wound. Also, what am I afraid of? Afraid of something that never even happens in the first place? No I'm not fucking afraid to talk to someone I just wish that it would fucking happen.

I'm not trying to pour salt on your wound. But if you're not afraid to start conversations, and you have these opportunities, why don't you start them yourself? Expecting everyone else to do that for you is silly.

Even on okcupid conversations only last a few sentences, then they don't really go anywhere. This world is just getting to be so impersonal, we've lost all ability to connect with others.

You haven't lost it. You've surrendered it.

You think I'm a fucking brooding loser? Screw you.

I called you a "lon[/i]er", not a lo[b]ser. And I stand by that; you yourself say above that while you have the opportunity to meet people, you won't talk to them.

I think that's crap how people only like someone if they're not upset. People are selfish, greedy fucking pigs. They're so blind to what a person is actually like, what if a person was upset but was actually an interesting person? I guess everyone really does wish that people who are depressed would just fucking die. That's all they care about is superficial crap like who can behave the happiest, and hold up their stupid, fucking facade of life.

I'm not sure how you got this out of my post. I never liked you in the first place, because I don't know you nearly well enough to say one way or the other. I do know that I dislike the way you present yourself here, not only when you go off on one of your little I wish you would all fucking die tantrums, but also when you wallow in self-pity. I try to be decent to people who are decent to me, and I've gone out of my way with you because you seem pretty troubled to me.

But really, you're being a dick to me when I was simply trying to help you, so I'm not going to try any more. Figure it out on your own, or consult your Magic Eight Ball, or wallow in your self-pity that you enjoy so much.

I don't like people like that, people like that who are so absorbed in their own self confidence, I wish they would go fucking die.

lol, the kids who doesn't have the balls to start a conversatino in a cafe types shit like this online.

Bravo!

KUSA is right? Okay so basically, I just have to act like I have really good qualities in front of others, then the person who I desire will notice. First of all I have no fucking idea where to find said person who you think I will be able to get them to notice me. I go to places in real life all the time, what do you think I can do to get noticed?

That's not my fucking problem. You presented your pathetic whining, I tried to help, you got butthurt.

Apparently the only way you can think of to get noticed is by throwing online tantrums ... but seriously, I'm just going to fucking tune you out. You're being an asshole to me and I don't give a fuck whether you rot in your loneliness or not, and I sure in the fuck ain't gonna offer you any more kindness.

With that said, if you want to get noticed, run down the middle of Broadway naked.

This is one of the things that really pisses me off about people. All the time they will tell me that if I'm tired of being on the computer then I should just go outside and find someone to be friends with. I don't even get a chance to talk with people when I'm outside my house, it never happens.

Okay so if I'm supposed to just go outside and find someone to be friends with, I guess you could just tell scientists "oh, if you're so tired of not discovering extraterrestrial life, why don't you just get on your fucking telescope and find some extraterrestrial life?" What the fuck. No, whoever is reading this, stop thinking about whatever retort you're trying to make, just ask yourself whether or not you feel like you're fucking wrong. Please. Once you find the person, then do you get to stop putting up the incredibly energy consuming effort of the charade anyways?

You're an idiot. Just because you don't agree with something doesn't mean that it's incorrect.

Also, your analogy is inapt. You should think before you post; that is the optimal order of operations.

Let me tell you something big boy. I think that what people say about real life being the place where people are real is wrong. In real life you are absolutely fake. People don't get to see any side of your in real life because they don't see anything about you besides your skin and some fucking lies we spew out of our mouths. Online people get to be who they really want to be, they actually get to say things they want to say and show sides of themselves they wouldn't otherwise show. 

lol, now you know me in real life? Suuuuurre.

You should restrict yourself to speaking for yourself. It makes you look much less like the idiot you appear to be right now.

Okay, so now that I've thoroughly torn apart this aggravating text, I'd like to see someone tell me how I'm wrong about all of this, using quotes and refutations and not just some declarative statement that I'm supposed to take at face value.

"Thoroughly torn apart", eh? You keep telling yourself that, kid.

Anyway, I'll let you have the last word, because while I'm not going to actually put you on ignore -- your meltdowns sometimes have entertainment value, and I'd not want to miss one that was -- I'm not going to try to engage you in decent conversation any more. I don't like you, I don't like your behavior, and I feel sorry for the people who have to tolerate you in real life, because you're either truly this annoying to them, or you're a fake little shit afraid to be himself, and either way, that marks you as unworthy.

If you want to know why people don't want to talk to you, go look in the mirror.

Anyway, here's your opportunity to get the last word. Make it good!