My pathetic whining about how I want a relationship

[KUSA]

You're on ignore now, The_Empress.

Put me on ignore too. You waste everyone's time with your incessant whining and rude attitude.

[Joods]

Well, I WAS going to read the 4 pages of responses here, but I can see how it would be a waste of time to do so. Despite the good advice contained therein, not a word of it will be considered.

We have literally wasted our time and just gave a whole lot attention to a troll.

[dyresand]

Hey i was like i would date you if want long distance but oh well

[DespondentFishdeathMasochismo]

I'm not fucking trolling. I've been feeling like shit, which there in for will never be considered. I'd like to point out empress's blatant prejudice towards what she calls privileged people. I've apparently had too many advantages in life, which has made me too dull and bigoted to function in the real world. Ladies and gentlemen, what the fuck?

[Edwardo Piet]

As much as I like the idea of the honesty thread... who needs an honesty thread when there's a thread with a self-deprecatingly honest title as honest as the name of this thread?

[DespondentFishdeathMasochismo]

Oh my god, talking to people is just tiring. Just abuse me as much as possible with your words, I don't care. You have no idea how frustrating it is to get along with people, it's like the number one fucking difficulty in my life, besides giving a fuck about school work. I just wish I didn't have to feel like life is so fucking difficult, I feel like my anxiety would mostly go away.

Talking to people is how you learn about them and how they learn about you. If it's too much work to communicate with people, you'll find yourself leading a very lonely life. 

I was not raised in this age of "instant gratification". If we wanted to talk to someone, there was no texting, facebook, skype, snapchat or any other internet social media. People these days are lazy. They break up via text because it's easier than actually looking them in the eye and doing it. 

If you're seriously wanting to meet a quality person (not the next person you want to screw), then you have to market yourself, develop your brand (who you are) and put yourself out there. Honestly, no person is going to want someone who isn't willing to put in the time and effort in themselves first. If you can't do that, you won't be able to do it in a relationship. 

At 44 years of age, I have learned too much about this sort of thing and finally realized that I needed to make changes internally before I could give myself to someone else. If you aren't happy with who you are, you can't expect someone else to be happy with you either. 

That's just my advice.

I wish all the time that i could have grown up with no internet. You are a bit ethnocentric though.

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If I was trolling I would be sitting around here laughing. I haven't found this thread funny at all. Please don't let your assumptions start to manifest themselves as reality in your head. I've been feeling like shit this whole morning, you talk to me like I have no experience in the real world, you'll never experience how I feel. So stop acting like you hold all the cards, like this is just a matter of me being some apathetic piece of crap. Yeah I get it, I suck. You think that's not all I ever think about? I feel like a fucking moron, I wish my intelligence was twice what it is right now. Maybe then it would work.

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I really don't care. Also, there's no way I'm working some neanderthal job like mcdonalds. I hate mcdonalds and everything mcdonalds stands for.

How foolish of me. I momentarily forgot you were above all of that. My profuse apologies for not showing the proper deference to thee, your maj -

No actually, fuck all that. I can, to a certain extent, sympathise with your position, and in some ways it resembles my own a few years ago. But what really turned it around was life forcing me to pull my thumb out of my arse, suck it up, and get busy making a living. I was dragged kicking and screaming into adulthood, and looking back there's barely a thing I'd change about how I got to where I am today. Yeah, it's hard. It's unfair. It does on occasion suck balls. Boo fucking hoo.

I normally approach this situation with more decorum, but that's because I usually see people actually taking on other people's advice - many who, might I add, have experience and wisdom that vastly outstrips your own - instead of shitting into their own hand and throwing it at the wall as you seem to persist in doing. People are trying to fucking HELP you here, the very least you could do is show an ounce of gratitude, the curtest of acknowledgements. But no, you'd rather lash out at those taking time out of their day to give you advice and fulfill your own childish need to be spiteful.

You can go through the rest of your days festering in self-pity and feverish resentment of every living thing on this planet, or you can get busy trying to actually make something of yourself and work towards becoming a decent human being who looks out for others and can be depended on.

Log out of 4Chan, start putting out some CV's, and grow the fuck up, you obstinate little shit. Or don't. It's entirely up to you.

By all means put me on ignore, I'll be doing the same for you.

I hope you know that the reason I put someone on ignore isn't that baseless. The reason I put empress on ignore is because she says stuff that is just inexorably wrong. In case you haven't noticed, I'm sensitive to stuff and when I saw that post, I decided that I wanted to get it out of my sight because this isn't a fight. I didn't come to this thread to have a fight, with people using emotionally charged words to try to affect me. I find your words intelligent and digestible, they're not worthy of being ignored. You haven't disgusted me, you seem like someone who I enjoy listening to. 

I said something that was harsh and edgy, because people were starting to get disparaging, so I did what I usually do when people are attacking me. I instigate them and try to fuck with their emotions with one mere passive aggressive remark about mcdonalds. I wasn't trying to do that throughout this thread though, because for one I have no reason to and two I don't see what would give me the right to just fuck with people for no reason. Empress decides to shit in my hand as you say; I wouldn't call what I said shitting into someone's hand, because that's disgusting. 

I believe that I shouldn't lay myself down to some people because of their status or experience in life, as you clearly are implying the people like empress have. I believe in having solidarity in what I believe, which involves evaluating what others are saying and coming to my own conclusions. I have been reading all the people's responses in this thread and people still have the ignorance (or audacity) to say that I am just disregarding everyone's advice. Well woopty fucking doo, it's just another day in the life of DespondentFishdeathMasochismo. 

Oh and before you accuse me of "admitting to be a troll". I said one fucking comment about mcdonalds. That is all I ever did in this thread which was condescending in any way. I honestly wish you would just see me as the beautiful delicate flower that I am.

[dyresand]

OP we get it you want someone and you are feeling like shit we have all been there i am as well.

[Thumpalumpacus]

Be yourself? :^)))))))))))))))) Oh my god. You realize "be yourself" means be totally fake, force yourself to appear happy, say the most astute and diplomatic things as to not upset people, lie politely, just be the "real you". You realize that people say shit like "the real you" is the you when you're nice to be around, right? Oh my god it's so fucking gross. I have been myself on this forum, people obviously fucking hate me. Just be yourself everyone will like you :^)))))))))))) 

If that's what you think being yourself means, I think I understand why you're having problems dealing with people.

I never actually get a fucking chance to talk with people. I have no idea what it takes to actually get engaged in a conversation with a person outside of the internet. I always go to concerts to go out to cafes or record stores or something, I have no fucking idea what to do. I just walk in and get some stuff and then I walk out like no one even fucking noticed me. I usually talk to the people behind the counter if it's a record store a little bit, because they're just there and I can. It doesn't make a difference. You act like I have this problem with talking to people, I never even fucking talk to people in the first place. God, all the stuff you're saying would be fine, if it actually applied to me.

Well, if you don't put yourself in a position to talk to people, you won't build relationships. Shouldn't that be obvious to you?

Oh and blah blah blah, this is really redundant, this talk of there's no law that people have to like me. That is so extremely obvious to me, I don't even need you to pour salt in the wound. Also, what am I afraid of? Afraid of something that never even happens in the first place? No I'm not fucking afraid to talk to someone I just wish that it would fucking happen.

I'm not trying to pour salt on your wound. But if you're not afraid to start conversations, and you have these opportunities, why don't you start them yourself? Expecting everyone else to do that for you is silly.

Even on okcupid conversations only last a few sentences, then they don't really go anywhere. This world is just getting to be so impersonal, we've lost all ability to connect with others.

You haven't lost it. You've surrendered it.

You think I'm a fucking brooding loser? Screw you.

I called you a "lon[/i]er", not a lo[b]ser. And I stand by that; you yourself say above that while you have the opportunity to meet people, you won't talk to them.

I think that's crap how people only like someone if they're not upset. People are selfish, greedy fucking pigs. They're so blind to what a person is actually like, what if a person was upset but was actually an interesting person? I guess everyone really does wish that people who are depressed would just fucking die. That's all they care about is superficial crap like who can behave the happiest, and hold up their stupid, fucking facade of life.

I'm not sure how you got this out of my post. I never liked you in the first place, because I don't know you nearly well enough to say one way or the other. I do know that I dislike the way you present yourself here, not only when you go off on one of your little I wish you would all fucking die tantrums, but also when you wallow in self-pity. I try to be decent to people who are decent to me, and I've gone out of my way with you because you seem pretty troubled to me.

But really, you're being a dick to me when I was simply trying to help you, so I'm not going to try any more. Figure it out on your own, or consult your Magic Eight Ball, or wallow in your self-pity that you enjoy so much.

I don't like people like that, people like that who are so absorbed in their own self confidence, I wish they would go fucking die.

lol, the kids who doesn't have the balls to start a conversatino in a cafe types shit like this online.

Bravo!

KUSA is right? Okay so basically, I just have to act like I have really good qualities in front of others, then the person who I desire will notice. First of all I have no fucking idea where to find said person who you think I will be able to get them to notice me. I go to places in real life all the time, what do you think I can do to get noticed?

That's not my fucking problem. You presented your pathetic whining, I tried to help, you got butthurt.

Apparently the only way you can think of to get noticed is by throwing online tantrums ... but seriously, I'm just going to fucking tune you out. You're being an asshole to me and I don't give a fuck whether you rot in your loneliness or not, and I sure in the fuck ain't gonna offer you any more kindness.

With that said, if you want to get noticed, run down the middle of Broadway naked.

This is one of the things that really pisses me off about people. All the time they will tell me that if I'm tired of being on the computer then I should just go outside and find someone to be friends with. I don't even get a chance to talk with people when I'm outside my house, it never happens.

Okay so if I'm supposed to just go outside and find someone to be friends with, I guess you could just tell scientists "oh, if you're so tired of not discovering extraterrestrial life, why don't you just get on your fucking telescope and find some extraterrestrial life?" What the fuck. No, whoever is reading this, stop thinking about whatever retort you're trying to make, just ask yourself whether or not you feel like you're fucking wrong. Please. Once you find the person, then do you get to stop putting up the incredibly energy consuming effort of the charade anyways?

You're an idiot. Just because you don't agree with something doesn't mean that it's incorrect.

Also, your analogy is inapt. You should think before you post; that is the optimal order of operations.

Let me tell you something big boy. I think that what people say about real life being the place where people are real is wrong. In real life you are absolutely fake. People don't get to see any side of your in real life because they don't see anything about you besides your skin and some fucking lies we spew out of our mouths. Online people get to be who they really want to be, they actually get to say things they want to say and show sides of themselves they wouldn't otherwise show. 

lol, now you know me in real life? Suuuuurre.

You should restrict yourself to speaking for yourself. It makes you look much less like the idiot you appear to be right now.

Okay, so now that I've thoroughly torn apart this aggravating text, I'd like to see someone tell me how I'm wrong about all of this, using quotes and refutations and not just some declarative statement that I'm supposed to take at face value.

"Thoroughly torn apart", eh? You keep telling yourself that, kid.

Anyway, I'll let you have the last word, because while I'm not going to actually put you on ignore -- your meltdowns sometimes have entertainment value, and I'd not want to miss one that was -- I'm not going to try to engage you in decent conversation any more. I don't like you, I don't like your behavior, and I feel sorry for the people who have to tolerate you in real life, because you're either truly this annoying to them, or you're a fake little shit afraid to be himself, and either way, that marks you as unworthy.

If you want to know why people don't want to talk to you, go look in the mirror.

Anyway, here's your opportunity to get the last word. Make it good!

[Thumpalumpacus]

And yes, always being yourself is not the best option, because not changing yourself when you need to and expecting people will like you for it is just being selfish.

Always being yourself does not mean not changing.

[LastPoet]

You should try a relationship with Mozart Link. You two would get along just peachy.