(December 9, 2015 at 9:34 pm)KUSA Wrote: Doggy position although I've never tried it crab. Sounds intriguing. Anyway, I just back my ass up to it and reach between my legs and paw at my anus until it's not greasy anymore.
So you don't have a problem with the shit running off your balls and dick? Or do you tuck them over in the crease where thigh meets hip?
Is this pawing with a rag? If not, do you deal with the under the finger nail detritus pre bath or during?
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.