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Christians: Please Explain
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RE: Christians: Please Explain
December 10, 2015 at 7:51 pm (This post was last modified: December 10, 2015 at 7:53 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
You're all getting this wrong.  The story of the swine has NOTHING to do with pigs or possession or the sea or any of the rest of it.  It his a holy parable meant to instruct us to wear hats made of grapefruit in order to live well and earn our everlasting salvation.

Fools.

Boru
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Christians: Please Explain - by Aractus - December 7, 2015 at 10:57 pm
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Minimalist - December 7, 2015 at 11:20 pm
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by vorlon13 - December 7, 2015 at 11:26 pm
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by dyresand - December 8, 2015 at 12:21 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Aractus - December 8, 2015 at 12:29 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Minimalist - December 8, 2015 at 12:44 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Aractus - December 8, 2015 at 2:51 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Catholic_Lady - December 8, 2015 at 12:47 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Crossless1 - December 8, 2015 at 1:58 pm
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Catholic_Lady - December 10, 2015 at 6:18 pm
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Cyberman - December 10, 2015 at 7:45 pm
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Minimalist - December 8, 2015 at 12:52 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Minimalist - December 8, 2015 at 12:59 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by vorlon13 - December 8, 2015 at 1:05 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Heat - December 8, 2015 at 1:24 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by dyresand - December 8, 2015 at 1:33 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Heat - December 8, 2015 at 1:34 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by dyresand - December 8, 2015 at 1:42 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Wyrd of Gawd - December 8, 2015 at 3:48 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by JuliaL - December 8, 2015 at 11:24 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by dyresand - December 8, 2015 at 1:29 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by RoadRunner79 - December 8, 2015 at 1:34 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Heat - December 8, 2015 at 1:56 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by RoadRunner79 - December 8, 2015 at 8:30 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Aractus - December 8, 2015 at 3:02 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by RoadRunner79 - December 8, 2015 at 9:33 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Aractus - December 8, 2015 at 9:42 pm
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Wyrd of Gawd - December 8, 2015 at 3:54 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Minimalist - December 8, 2015 at 1:41 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by RoadRunner79 - December 8, 2015 at 7:18 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Minimalist - December 8, 2015 at 1:19 pm
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Aractus - December 8, 2015 at 9:51 pm
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Minimalist - December 8, 2015 at 2:06 am
Christians: Please Explain - by KUSA - December 8, 2015 at 8:50 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Neo-Scholastic - December 8, 2015 at 9:37 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by John V - December 8, 2015 at 4:07 pm
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Mr Greene - December 10, 2015 at 8:26 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Aractus - December 10, 2015 at 9:30 am
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by athrock - December 10, 2015 at 7:28 pm
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Wyrd of Gawd - December 10, 2015 at 7:46 pm
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Edwardo Piet - December 10, 2015 at 7:47 pm
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Cyberman - December 10, 2015 at 8:52 pm
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 10, 2015 at 7:51 pm
RE: Christians: Please Explain - by Edwardo Piet - December 10, 2015 at 11:07 pm

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