Interupting Theist

[Shining_Finger]

This is a thread, basically a What would you do? format. 
Lets say you are at a regular non-religious place. 
For example, a Science class on Physics. Preventing the lesson from getting started, Multiple, as in at least 3 Theists, start yelling about how much they love Jesus or similar, annoying you from getting any work done. This is in the Bible Belt, so nobody else is going to do anything about it. If a Attendant does anything about it they may very well be fired. Now, What would you do or want to do at this moment? If you ignore it, it will continue for at least the rest of the week, at the start of every class. With that in mind, What would you do?

Well firstly I'd listen to the actual words they were using and try to turn them against them.
Then I'd run away very fast as the bible belt is not known for it's toleration of others views.
If they said "I love Jesus" I'd say something like "do you put it his butt or suck his dick?" for example, I may mention a popular brand of sexual lubricant if I'm feeling fancy.

If you have a partner and prep time you could get them to say, "Well I do hear Christians love to Eat Jesus," while moving an open fist up and down towards their mouth. If someone says "Holy Crap" or "Holy Shit" you could ask if that is one of their fetishes.
Then the two of you can fight off the ensuring mob.