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A Compelling Reasn to Strangle, Shoot, Stab, Poison, and Otherwise Kill You True Love

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A Compelling Reasn to Strangle, Shoot, Stab, Poison, and Otherwise Kill You True Love
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RE: A Compelling Reasn to Strangle, Shoot, Stab, Poison, and Otherwise Kill You True Love
December 12, 2015 at 4:33 pm
(December 12, 2015 at 9:28 am)Rhondazvous Wrote: By the 7th day of xmas, your true love will have sent you 227 birds. Do the math.
I'll take the 40 golden rings and maybe 1 of the leaping lords, but you can keep all them damn birds.

What if I'm really, really hungry? And have other mouths to feed? I've had partridge, turtle dove, hen (not sure if french) and goose. On calling birds and swans I willing to take a chance. I'm really, really hungry!!!
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental. 
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RE: A Compelling Reasn to Strangle, Shoot, Stab, Poison, and Otherwise Kill You True Love - by brewer - December 12, 2015 at 4:33 pm

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