Worst drunk messages you've ever sent
December 20, 2015 at 6:44 am
(This post was last modified: December 20, 2015 at 6:46 am by Napoléon.)
I had my work xmas party on Friday, and all weekend I've been worrying about showing my face again at work. Mainly because I sent some stupid messages to a girl I liked over facebook after she left the party (and the fact I was probably the most drunk motherfucker there).
Essentially it was "I never got a chance to touch your body". Or words to that effect. And I asked for her 'digits'.
To make matters worse I woke up still drunk and messaged AGAIN saying "still waiting for those digits". At like 8 o'clock in the fucking morning too.
After I sobered up I tried messaging another couple times to half apologise and also try to lighten the mood by making a joke of it, but she's seen all the messages and not responded at all.
Literally just want to curl up into a ball and die. She either thinks I'm an absolute asshole, or worse, a massive creep.
She's probably going to tell the rest of her office, which means the rest of the company will probably know too.
Never felt so god damned embarrassed in my life.
So I was hoping some of you lot would share some embarrassing work party stories/drunk messages to make me feel better...
Essentially it was "I never got a chance to touch your body". Or words to that effect. And I asked for her 'digits'.
To make matters worse I woke up still drunk and messaged AGAIN saying "still waiting for those digits". At like 8 o'clock in the fucking morning too.
After I sobered up I tried messaging another couple times to half apologise and also try to lighten the mood by making a joke of it, but she's seen all the messages and not responded at all.
Literally just want to curl up into a ball and die. She either thinks I'm an absolute asshole, or worse, a massive creep.
She's probably going to tell the rest of her office, which means the rest of the company will probably know too.
Never felt so god damned embarrassed in my life.
So I was hoping some of you lot would share some embarrassing work party stories/drunk messages to make me feel better...
