I'm sure that Alllah, the Quran, does not condemn you for illness, right? Just have a brief psychotic break. Here are the symptoms.
1. Delusions: That's a given for you, pretty much any theist.
2. Hallucinations: You see or hear things that tell you to go. I'm telling you to go.
3. Disorganized thinking: Pretend to loose your way to the party. Drive to the party in reverse.
4. Speech or language that doesn't make sense: You're there. I don't understand half of what you say.
5. Unusual dress or behavior: Wear plaid pants with a striped shirt. Salute each person you meet at the party.
6. Problems with memory: Give yourself a concussion when you finally get home.
7. Disorientation or confusion: Give yourself a concussion before you go.
8. Changes in eating or sleeping habits, energy or weight: Eat pork at the party.
9. Inability to make decisions: Keep changing your mind about when to go to the party. Insist on taking 3 pairs of shoes because you don't know which pair will make you fit in the best.
OK, you're set. These breaks are self limiting so you can go back to your old behavior when ever you want.
Have a wonderful time!
http://www.webmd.com/schizophrenia/guide...c-disorder
1. Delusions: That's a given for you, pretty much any theist.
2. Hallucinations: You see or hear things that tell you to go. I'm telling you to go.
3. Disorganized thinking: Pretend to loose your way to the party. Drive to the party in reverse.
4. Speech or language that doesn't make sense: You're there. I don't understand half of what you say.
5. Unusual dress or behavior: Wear plaid pants with a striped shirt. Salute each person you meet at the party.
6. Problems with memory: Give yourself a concussion when you finally get home.
7. Disorientation or confusion: Give yourself a concussion before you go.
8. Changes in eating or sleeping habits, energy or weight: Eat pork at the party.
9. Inability to make decisions: Keep changing your mind about when to go to the party. Insist on taking 3 pairs of shoes because you don't know which pair will make you fit in the best.
OK, you're set. These breaks are self limiting so you can go back to your old behavior when ever you want.
Have a wonderful time!
http://www.webmd.com/schizophrenia/guide...c-disorder
Being told you're delusional does not necessarily mean you're mental.
