Simple facts don't lie

[JBrentonK]

Your poor, poor parents. I'm sure dad wishes you were only a sheet stain.

I'm going to mention something like that. Something about that.

There is an error in my life which is really proof I am the son of God, but nobody will take it seriously. In the pagan religion, whenever there is a sacrifice, the host begins to be taken in by the flame or fire, Jesus is supposed to save the lost soul, but Aeschylus is the one who pulls the switch. The other sons of God each have a specific role, as does God who is supposedly the wicker man himself, but nonetheless, this error with the switch is real. There were supposedly real victims of this sacrifice, caused only by an error with the switch (which is played out by Aeschylus). This is, I believe, widely popular, so popular in fact, that it is practically social media. So don't deny it. This error is just like your sheet stain hypothesis!

I have dreams, dreams like this sheet stain thing, and in this thread I state my family as the heirs to this error as well. That would, in fact, amount to proof after all that I am the son of God. Proof for anybody who is at all interested.... And the only proof I have to go on as of yet.

I will not describe my dreams, but they are all related to this "error."