Kent Hovind talks about bible contradictions

[drfuzzy]

I'm thinking of asking Kent Hovind for help with my Ph.d dissertation.

I'm stuck on the part after "Hi, my name is Cthulhu."

Here's an idea from my personal experience: I once worked a summer program at a college that will remain nameless.  I was assigned to proofread thesis drafts.  One of the guys finishing a Master's Degree had written on the topic of "Experiences of Transcendence with the Divine".  It included three stories from his friends about their experience of god.  The rest was a recount of his own religious experiences, and how they correspond with various bible verses and the lives of a few saints.  No bibliography, no citations, no real structure, no analysis.  His conclusion section was advice on how to pray. 

I refused to pass it.  Another faculty member did.  He got his Master's degree.  

Hovind would be great with that topic!      He would probably dictate your paper in one interview.  Then you could give it all a great big evil elder-god Cthulhu twist, and things would get FUN.