Whenever I finally find it, some douchebag invariably quips,
"It's always in the last place you look."
Well of course it is, you moron. Why would I keep looking after I had found it?
"It's always in the last place you look."
Well of course it is, you moron. Why would I keep looking after I had found it?
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when
called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
(Oscar Wilde)
called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason.
(Oscar Wilde)