What the Bible Does NOT Say About Premarital Sex

[Pat Mustard]

Plenty of the goody main characters have concubines (as well as multiple wives sometimes) and God seems to have no objection to this. In the OT, he was pretty quick to let people know what he objected to.

The bible says nothing about masturbation or contraception either, by the way. It just goes to show a lot of people don't read it, or fact check what they are told about it, which is weird considering how much time they spend praising it.

Actually, it does.  God killed Onan after jerkin his gerkin the very moment he blew his load.  There's some disagreement as to -why- god would do such an amusing thing, ofc.  Better safe than sorry, though, when dealing with a murderous god.

Actually Onan was smote for pulling out of his brother's widow at the point of ejaculation, not jerking off.